Nuking The Fridge
So, I'm sure that everyone is familiar with the fiasco known as "Indiana Jones: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull", so this shouldn't result in any spoilers.
We watched the film a number of weeks ago and were aghast at the goofs that made it impossible to suspend belief enough to really enjoy the movie. George Lucas has definitely lost whatever storytelling ability that he might have had. And, from the interviews on the DVD, it seems that Steven Spielberg was apparently the lone voice of reason and helped tone down some of the more ridiculous aspects of the film, but couldn't kill off every stupid Lucas idea.
Now it's not just the Nuking of the Fridge that was the problem. I had to pause the movie and rant for a few minutes very early into the movie when they were using 'magnetic' gun powder and "magnetic" lead shot to find the chest in the warehouse. I don't know if the problem is that Hollywood movie people are just so disconnected from the scary guns that they fear, that they just have no idea how they work in the real world, or, if they think that Americans just won't notice or care? I lean toward the former option.
Hollywood Movie Director: "And so, the bad guys here just start firing with their AKs, as the good guys come running by to get the girls."
Outside Consultant (former soldier): "So the good guys are moving from cover to cover as the bad guys are reloading?"
Movie Director: "What?! No! An AK is an assault weapon! It's a machine gun! You don't have to reload them."
So while that and the fridge nuking were bad enough, the main thing that totally ruined the movie for me, besides the aliens, was just that it wasn't actually an Indiana Jones movie - sure it had Harrison Ford, and the whip, but all the cool archeology stuff and traps and puzzles and all that which makes Indiana Jones different from the latest action flick, weren't there. It seems that in order to do all the kewl action scenes, they had to cut more of the slow, suspenseful, dashing archeology stuff. In one scene, Indy holds back Mutt with a warning as they are inside a tomb looking for stuff... but then nothing actually happens and they solve the puzzle in 30 seconds, and are in and out in under 2 minutes.
So my conclusion is... this supposed Indiana Jones IV is definitely not part of the canon. Obviously, some people got a bit mixed up in the studio's labeling department. This movie was supposed to be something like Firewall 2. With aliens. Or something. Ok, maybe we'll go with "Shanghai Conquistadores", but bad, without Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.
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