Archives for: March 2008
Quote of the day...
From a client:
We need to make a couple changes, however, to better accommodate journalists with attention spans of ferrets.
Search terms are hilarious...
This blog ranks fairly highly on Google for certain obscure and weird keywords. This provides me much amusement, and I thought I'd share some of them with you. If this entry is met with adulation from the hoi polloi, I have some more oldies stored up and of course, these things will always be pouring out of the internet tubes - so I should have a long-term supply.
And yes... I'm quite beginning to regret my choice of words for a certain article title.
And I bring you now to the search terms!
mentally retarded and called for jury duty new yorkWell, if getting online and using Google wasn't an insurmountable hurdle for you, then you shouldn't have any trouble with jury duty.
things to make the gluteus maximus biggerSee below. Oh, and you're a nut!
Unless you're female.
And hot. Very very HOT.
falling on your glutius maximusNot a good idea. Try to avoid.
gluteus maximus painSee above
"we are at heart so profoundly" explainWhat?! Oh. Are you not a native English speaker? Dang Canadians.
minimum rest before jury dutyI'm sorry... but nothing is really going to help you there. A good book will be your best friend however.
jury duty dire "New york"So, is that a threat or something? Or is it that you just can't spell voir?
pictures of gluteus for IM?You're sick. Just sick.
right gluteus pain what can ease the pain?I would suggest amputation. But you won't listen to me, I know.
how does the gluteus maximus growWell, it begins when a man and a woman love each other very much... oh wait...
if you fall on the gluteus maximusIs this one of those hypothetical questions, or did you expect an answer?
where can I get a Gluteus Maximus booksButts & Noble... or Assazon.
Heheh, I couldn't resist. Sorry.
lolcats linksYou have a sickness. An incurable sickness.


















